Look at that little cutie pie go!!

Selena Gomez paid mad props to one who came before her, the late, great Selena, by covering her track, Bidi Bidi Bom Bom!, last night at the San Antonio Rodeo!!

Who knew she could speak Spanish????

And do our eyes deceive us?? Is that Nick Jonas watching from the side stage?? Curious, very curious indeed!!

We'd do it for free!

Howard Stern has said that he would replace Simon Cowell on American Idol, but only if they cough up 100 million big ones. Says Stern:

"They'd have to pay me a ton of dough because I already make a ton of dough. Yeah I would do that show for $100 million."

Stern, referring to the Idol as a "fucking karaoke contest" said that being a judge would be the best job on the planet and he is even rumored to be leaving Sirius XM Radio soon.

BUT $100 million is a lot of money…

And like we said — PEREZ will do it for free! Call us!

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Wow. It must be pretty bad if even the network is saying enough is enough. It's not like they're ones to turn down publicity.

The head honchos at MTV are reportedly pulling the plug on the cast of Jersey Shore and all of the club appearances they've been making because they're afraid of overexposure!

WTF??

A source claims:

"MTV has told the 'Jersey Shore' crew they can only do two personal appearances a week, and that all of their gigs have to be approved by producers. They've threatened the cast that they will be fined if they flout the rules — but some don't care and are blatantly going ahead to earn as much cash as they possibly can."

Another source says:

"We have to put in controls to protect the brand. We don't want them out all over the map at every single bar in the country. They have to get permission from MTV prior to doing a personal appearance — we don't want one of these kids appearing in a topless bar. Pauly D's fan base is about 85 percent women between 12 and 21, we have to protect that."

Oh, goodness, yes. You don't want to ruin the cast's squeaky clean image!

Michael Schweiger, who manages the cast with the exception of our beloved Snookerdoodle, says:

"We're incredibly busy. It's a hell of a ride right now. This is something like America hasn't seen before as far as reality TV goes. Rather than let it run like a train out of control, there has to be some rules put in place."

We don't think there's much about the show that would fit the term 'in control,' so we think they just want to keep the cast under their lock and key so they don't bring their business elsewhere! This is not going to end well.

What do U think??? Should the cast of Jersey Shore be allowed to run rampant??

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Good for you! See what happens when you shave off the Captain Caveman beard!

Joaquin Phoenix was seen out grabbing some take-out with a PYT Saturday afternoon in Hollywood.

Just another tiny step to returning to normal!

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This will make house #3 for the Parker-Broderick clan near the Long Island shoreline.

Perhaps its time to look to other places for real estate.

Sources say that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick quietly bought another home on Long Island's East End, dropping $5.8 million on the humble abode.

The couple is reportedly bringing the whole brood to the new place in June, when Matthew starts filming a new NBC pilot about an author hired to run a Hamptons newspaper.

Snooze! We'll skip that.

But hey, do you think they bought the third house to be fair to the kids? A beachfront house for each of them for when they grow up?!

That'll be one hell of a graduation gift!

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Another one? And it even features her shiteous extensions on the cover!

Kate Gosselin is releasing a third book on April 13 entitled I Just Want You to Know: Letters to My Kids on Love, Faith and Family. The book will have prayers, journal excerpts and letters to each of her children.

Kate says of the book:

"Each day the thought crosses my mind that when they get older, my kids are going to look back and think about how they were raised. I know they will have a lot of questions about things that may not make sense because they were raised so unconventionally.

"I don?t want them to grow up and wonder; I want them to know without a shadow of a doubt how much I love them and how much every sacrifice made was worth it for them."

We're pretty sure you could write them letters without publicly publishing them for profit.

So why don't you just admit you want to make another quick buck!

Will U be reading Kate's latest?

Random!

A frightened deer ran into the Gateway Inn Hotel and Suites in Florida, completely clearing the front desk leaping through the air!

LOLs! Poor little guy — watch the craziness above!

Lucky bitch still has her hands on that sexy Swede!

Kate Bosworth and rumored boyfriend Alexander Skarsgard were spotted on the tented patio of the Chateau Marmont in El Lay with a big group, but the actress was paying particular attention to the True Blood star.

Stealing kisses and sitting next to each other, the pair of them were PDA-ing like crazy even rubbing each other's backs. But not ignoring the rest of the party, ASkars was said to be entertaining their friends with lots of stories well into the night.

A crowd-pleaser AND attentive to his girlfriend — can't ask for much more than that!

Except for a hot bod, but she can check that off the list, too!

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Seksi, seksi!

Check out the first official shot from Robert Pattinson's upcoming spread in Details.

You're welcome!

That's what his friends think!

After Tony Romo's girlfriend Candice Crawford was spotted with a diamond-like ring on her ring finger, rumors were swirling that the pair were engaged.

Candice's colleagues denied the rumors, but Tony's friends admit that the couple is serious.

"Tony's ready to make the next step," says an insider. "They'll move in together because he's telling friends that he's most likely going to pop the question…soon."

Holy shiz, Jessica Simpson is going to freak the eff out!

At least Nick Lachey is still dragging his feet to the altar again — maybe you can still beat him to it, Jess! Hah!

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It's one of our favorite guilty pleasures!

And, now, it's been given the remix treatment by DJ/Producer Tracy Young!

Check out her fabulous take on Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak's Tardy For The Party (below).

Oh shiz!!

As if these bitches inundating your TV every Tuesday at 10 weren't enough, Bad Girls Club is getting an on-line after show starring the baddest bad girl of them all, Tanisha, from season 2!!!

Starting tomorrow night at 11 at oxygen.com, Tanisha will be sitting down with the bad girl kicked out of the episode prior to discuss her debauchery-filled time in the mansion.

We're gonna have to see this mess!

What about U?? Will U be checking out anymore Bad Girls Club craziness??!

Pimples! Yuck!

You are never too old or too pretty to get them.

Just ask 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord, who showed up at Michael Bay's big Superbowl bash in Miami unsuccessfully covering up some blemishes on her face.

Hope you did a nice facial scrub when you get home, bb!

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Yeah, we said it! Snooki is higher on the list than Nick Lachey and that girl he is always spending time with.

Hell, Snooki's BF standing next to her is higher on the list.

Snooki tweeted out this picture of her herself and the little celebrities she so graciously took time out for.

They should feel honored someone she was even willing to stand next to them!

NO! NO! NO!

Sarah Palin has said that she "would be willing" to challenge President Barack Obama in the 2012 presidential election:

"I would be willing to if I believe that it's right for the country…I won't close the door that perhaps could be open for me in the future."

That effing door better be shut and padlocked!

Since leaving her position as governor of Alaska, Palin has formed a political action committee, began endorsing candidates in Republican primaries, and as we know published a tome of BS book.

Sexy Sarah delivered the keynote address this past Saturday at the tea party convention which resulted in a question during the Q&A portion about a President Palin in the future. The crowd began to chant, "Run, Sarah, Run!"

Are these people insane?!

Apparently they are as voters in a Republican poll by 4-1 margin believe Sarah could run the country better than Obama. Sarah even still stands by that result saying:

"In the campaign, we tried to bring attention to the fact that Obama had really not a lot of experience. And I do say that my executive experience, as an administrator, as a team manager if you will was…and that hasn't changed.

"I think that President Obama with all due respect, his lack of experience is really made manifest in the way that decisions are made in the White House today. I sure wish that the present tool being used to reform health care would die…What they're working on today there in Congress and the White House, it needs to die."

Whatever, Sarah. She could never actually WIN the presidential election!

Right?

It's a terrifying thought!

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